My Name Is (explicit original)

The lyrics differ from later revisions in a number of places, but this version can be identified by the following lyrics at the start of the second verse (lyrics which differ from other versions are in bold):

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper